I love Hoi. NOT.
Monday, May 14, 2007
I was doing my HOI essay.And I wrote :
And stared at it for about half an hour now.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE IM JUST DAMN STONED.
And sorry for the lack of updates,
assignments banyak la.
Can you believe we have to write ESSAYS for Accounting ?!?!?! Wth. -.- Lame.
Lots of happened during the past week. Will update on it soon.
And Big Noise pics too. :)
And I cant wait to go back.
Logging off, Boon.
Posted by Andrew @ 7:45 PM
2 Comments:
Sparta was the only place in recorded history that actually produced the beings known as 'Men'. Explain to the ancient Spartans the modern day concept of masculinity or what is generally considered to be a 'Man', and you will be the laughing stock and public urinal for all of Sparta.
Should a modern day man come into contact with a Spartan, he would instantly sprout a 3-foot long beard and his...*cough* 'manhood' would triple in size due to the immense amount of testosterone radiating from the Spartan. Modern day bodybuilders would be considered to be below 'steaming pile of crap' in the Spartan food chain.
While modern day children complain of heavy backpacks, piles of homework, and mean teachers, a Spartan child would be ripping apart a 300 pound wolf with his bare hands or removing his spear from the eye sockets of the fresh corpse of his enemies. And don't get me started on Spartan women, whose sheer feminine sexuality would cause a sudden unexplainable ejaculation to any modern day man within a 3 mile radius.
The moral of the story, be freakin' thankful that ancient Spartans are what their name says they are. Ancient. If they did exist today, we would get owned. Bad.
End of essay. You're welcome.
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